Very Vodka is a twenty-something year old lady who likes to speak of herself in the third person and who enjoys vodka here and there. She has many personalities but one purpose, and that is, to see how long she can post utter nonsense on the Internet before she’s quarantined, executed by a firing squad or perhaps, beamed up to Mars to show those green creatures a thing or two. You are not alone. We are in this together. Stay.
An email address she checks when she can: firstname.lastname@example.org